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65. My favourite episodes of South Park are “Trapped in the Closet” and “Dead Celebrities”.

Youtube needs to learn to cater their ads to the right people.

I’m constantly getting make up, (lady) shampoo and car tire ads. If I watched make up tutorials(which I don’t), give me the make up ads. If I watch car videos(which I don’t), give me car ads.

I rarely get good ads that actually interest me. Occasionally I’ll get a game ad or an Onlive ad.

For fuck’s sake YouTube, if you’re gonna give us a million ads, atleast cater them to the right people.

64. I’m more afraid of beetles than I am of spiders, mosquitoes, or any other bugs that fly.

Also cockroaches. They’re gross.

63. Not very good at saying: Hello, goodbye and sorry.

62. I wear size 13-14 shoes.

Ladies love it.

(Source: lachattonfaitmiaou)

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61. I’ve seen every episode of South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Community, Dexter, Lie To Me, LOST and Breaking Bad.

60. The only movies that ever made me shed a tear was King Kong(2005) and Toy Story 3.

(Source: skyydancer)

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